(Gaea Records, 2008)
1. Okto
Okto is an octopussy named Okto
He forgets everything in five seconds
Only few like him straight away
but when you get to know him
you will love him
When he tries to speak to you
he sounds a bit like mr. Bean
It’s so funny when he swims upside down
He is happy everywhere
Never worries ’bout a thing
He is the best octopussy I’ve ever known
Okto’s brains contains only three brain cells
He is very satisfied with his life and himself
‘Cause if something bad happened
he wouldn’t understand it
He would just be
2. Jail
One day you came to me and said to me that you’ve got
Something for me to hide today
“Now keep it secret”, then you handed me a small box
“And have it with you while I am away”
Oh no I ain’t no afraid
Naughty ones go to jail
I’ve done nothing wrong
Mom don’t be mad for long
You’ve always been my hero, so ofcourse I’d help you
Sure you would do the same for me
But what was inside of this box I just could not to
Prevent myself, I needed to see
The second after you left, I heard knock knock on my
Door and a very angry voice:
“We know you have got it, so do not start to cry
You are arrested and this was your choice
3. Still Can Folk
I have aids
And I’ve got a flue
My tummy aches
And I’m turning blue
I’ve got a high fever
I think the death is near
Cancer in my liver
But I feel no fear
I am allergic to everything that is
I have all the diseases that can be
Can’t believe the blood is coming from my ear
I don’t know
Should I ask one ambulance-guy to dinner
I can’t see (you totally can not see)
I can’t hear (you totally can not hear)
I can’t taste (you totally can not taste)
I can’t feel (you totally can not feel)
I’m not so healthy
Always in a bad shape
Pills oh so many
Yeah, and those I hate
I have only few toes left
But of those I’m proud
Well it was an accident
I did scream and shout
I can’t see (you totally can not see)
I can’t hear (you totally can not hear)
I can’t taste (you totally can not taste)
I can’t feel (you totally can not feel)
But I still can folk (you totally can not folk)
And I still can roll (you totally can not roll)
I still can folk (you totally can not folk)
And I still can roll (maybe with a wheelchair)
4. Tuutu
When the day’s really hot
and you don’t know when you’ll be back
The worst thing to do
is to leave your dog in the car
You haven’t got an air-conditioner.
When the night’s really cold
and you’ve got no clue of the time
The worst thing to do
is to sleep on snow, and die
Your safe place must really be quite good.
They said you’d be the first president to have a brain.
They might had been just very, very drunk.