(2006)
1. The Most Shortest Song Ever Please Thank You
I love you,
I hate you
Thank you.
2. Go Away
My little brother has started to date
Why should I bother, he’s been there since eight
But my own mother lives in a hate
‘Cause the new Cindy didn’t turn out too great
Go away Cindy
Go, go, why don’t you go,
We don’t wanna see your show!
Why can’t he be gay?
She is so bimbo, she can’t even think
She listens to Dingo, her car is too pink
3. Angela Brown
This one I learned from a TV-commercial
I took your beers right out of the fridge
Heated them up in the microwave oven
Then put them back to their place when you came home
My name is Angela Brown
You know how much I hate all little creatures
Still you grow up some bees at our place
One of them got itself under my tea mug
And oops it went right down the drain!
Naa naa naa
4. Somewhere I’d Be Worshipped
Little girl likes Poets Of The Fall,
it’s almost Pintandwefall,
so she’s our fan
Her favourite song is a part of a song,
the part with the trioli
She’s just six so I didn’t think she’d listen to
that kinda music
The other girl just five but likes them too
listens to them every day
Her favourite song is not the same song,
to her is more beautiful
Song number twelve and eleven,
those are the great songs
Pintandwefall doesn’t actually have
that many songs yet
We’re getting there though with a new set of songs
I think they’re all brilliant!
Everyone participates in our band,
I think it’s also brilliant!
5. Cute And Lovelo
If I jump like this, am I cute and lovely?
If I smile like this, am I cute and lovely?
If I sing like this, am I cute and lovely?
If I pee like this, am I cute and lovely?
I am cute and lovely, no matter what I do
I am cute and lovely, no matter what I do
If I drink your beer, am I cute and lovely?
If I steal your car, am I cute and lovely?
If I fuck your girlfriend, am I cute and lovely? (UUH AAH)
If I kill your mom, am I cute and lovely?
6. Jack White
I had this dream last night
It was about Jack White
We were kings at the Mario-level
And we thought we looked pretty clever
Oh no! I cannot stop thinking about him
Jack White’s my new day dream pimp
When I hear his guitar slide
I know I no more need to fly
7. (Who Could Ever Enjoy That) Rude And Fat
No one ever wanted to play with Ben from second floor
He was rude and he was fat, who could ever enjoy that?
When we came to teenage everyone started to date
But no one went out with Ben, his mom couldn’t stand the smell
The he became a big boss, got wealthy like the pig he was
I saw this was my chanse to catch a role in a better class
Bo-booppi-doo I’m your Betty Boop
If you really want me to
But please don’t let me know
What’s under your track-suit
Ben’s still rude and he is fat but I got quickly used to that
He pays the bills and that suits me as long as in bed we aren’t we
8. I Hate Domestic Work
I’ve got a refridgerator
It’s got magnets on its’ door
I’ve got a microwave oven
It ain’t got magnets on its’ floor
I wash dishes with my hands
I don’t really trust machines
My home-made apple pie’s the best
I don’t trust pudding cans
I love my kitchen tools,
‘Couse I’m a kitchen lady
I am a pretty house wife
I guess you’d like to play with me
I hate domestic work
It really makes me sick
I hate domestic work
It really fucking sucks
Vacuum cleaner
Mop
9. What Is Shark
Sharks are amazing fish
They live all over the world
They’ve been around for quite long
They eat all the people
Grey shak, Blue shark, Hammerhead shark,
Lemon shark, Nurse shark, Galapagos shark,
Tiger shark, Angel shark, Great White shark,
Whale shark, Bull shark, Megamouth shark
Sharks may have up to 3000 teeth at one time
Sharks don’t have bones
They can only swim forward
They can be over a 100 years old
And they eat all the people
10. Alienlovesong
He brought her flowers
They took long showers
And talked for hours
It was kinda gross
I’m gonna get you back
When the aliens first came to earth, they were pretty friendly,
And then they learned to speak our languages and took away our garbages
But then they got all pissed off, ’cause we ran out of cheese-hamburgers
And then they went back to their home and brought a gun that blew us up
USA was his birthland
He brought home sand
He fucked her band
And his socks smells bad
11. Joel’s Allergy
Hey look there’s Joel
It wasn’t his fault
But vitamins messed his head
Now he’s all turned red
I saw this happen in TV once before
And even much more
From the channel four
Joel and I used to be pirates
But now between us is silence
I believe he’s mad at me
Oh say it wasn’t that apple tree?