Uuh Aah, Baby



    1. Volga

    Peter is my boy
    He makes me enjoy
    But his only toy
    Is my brother Roy

    I’m not blind
    I’m not your kind
    I remember the time
    I saw you with Mike

    Now he’s there again
    With his dear old friend
    Now I won’t care
    I’ve found a new Ken



    2. Agentina

    Pack your bags and
    Leave all your cat’s and
    Take your hats and
    Just come with me

    Aa, that’s where I want to go-o-o

    You’ll meet your Ron and
    Have some fun and
    Play in the sun and
    Just come with me


    3. Sex Song

    I daydream every time
    That you’d be by my side
    Someday I will find
    The Boy right from behind

    Touch me now inside
    I’ll do to you something you’d like
    And if you make me feel nice
    I’ll let you taste from my pint

    No more you will hide
    You come to me by your bike
    ‘Couse you think my ass is so tight
    Our game will last the whole night



    4. That X-Box

    Cluedo ain’t my game YEH
    ‘cos it’s scary
    and I don’t like puzzles
    ‘cos the’re too heavy

    Twister is allright YEH
    but it can get too
    boring if you have to
    play it alone

    I don’t know how to draw YEH
    so pictionary
    ain’t my cup of tee NO
    and neither is scrabble

    Monopoly is too hard YEH
    I never win there
    and chess I’ve got clue of
    how to play it

    I have an X-Box,
    You’ve got Nintendo,
    But that’s a bit different, YEH

    Backgammon I can’t spell YEH
    so I won’t play it
    and oak it is too dull it’s got
    only two colours

    I dislike playing cards YEH
    because the hearts always
    slip away from my hands
    it’s so depressing

    Roulette is too tough YEH
    and alias I like but
    no-one ever get’s my

    Sex is one I like YEH
    but I don’t think it
    qualifies as a game so
    all I know is


    5. I Ate Too Many Carrots

    Woke up this morning with hangover
    It’s hitting me to the head, I quess
    Forgot to feed my cats
    I hate my mom


    6. Worse

    I’m sitting in a taxi that ain’t gonna take me home
    ‘Couse the passenger right next to me happens to be a clown,
    But clowns are scared of dark, I quess he’ll leave when lights go down
    Then I will be left in this black taxi all alone

    I left my shoes at his place
    I ain’t gonna get them back
    I left my shoes at his place
    And my socks get wet in the rain

    I first met my red-headed clown when I was only six
    He took me to the riverside that grew up colouder sticks
    Now since then we have done too many mistakes we can’t fix
    I know I should be out there looking for some fresher dicks


    7. Eka biisi

    When I saw you hanging down
    And my toenails feel to frown
    Baby turn the next page
    Unlock my heart’s cage

    I’m your fairytale princess
    In your dreams, so clean

    Shall we or shall we not
    Will you wait me at the bus stop?