Wow! What Was That, Baby?

(Gaea Records, 2007)

1. Rocket Chicks

Cup cup of coffee and another one
I believe the moon-rocket is on the run
I’m a bit nervous, thou I shouldn’t be
What If the space-girls are much prettier than me?

11-9 to fix
Relationship remix
Rock rocket chicks

Hot boy and my favourite toy you used to be
But suddenly my only company is me
You had too many other babes to fill
So you went to moon ’cause I want no kill


2. Angela Brown

This one I learned from a TV-commercial
I took your beers right out of the fridge
Heated them up in the microwave oven
Then put them back to their place when you came home

My name is Angela Brown

You know how much I hate all little creatures
Still you grow up some bees at our place
One of them got itself under my tea mug
And oops it went right down the drain!

Naa naa naa


3. Somewhere I’d Be Worshipped

Little girl likes Poets Of The Fall,
it’s almost Pintandwefall,
so she’s our fan

Her favourite song is a part of a song,
the part with the trioli
She’s just six so I didn’t think she’d listen to
that kinda music
The other girl just five but likes them too
listens to them every day
Her favourite song is not the same song,
to her is more beautiful

Song number twelve and eleven,
those are the great songs
Pintandwefall doesn’t actually have
that many songs yet
We’re getting there though with a new set of songs
I think they’re all brilliant!
Everyone participates in our band,
I think it’s also brilliant!


4. Agentina

Pack your bags and
Leave all your cats and
Take your hats and
Just come with me

Aa, that’s where I want to go-o-o

You’ll meet your Ron and
Have some fun and
Play in the sun and
Just come with me


5. What is Shark

Sharks are amazing fish
They live all over the world
They’ve been around for quite long
They eat all the people

Grey shak, Blue shark, Hammerhead shark,
Lemon shark, Nurse shark, Galapagos shark,
Tiger shark, Angel shark, Great White shark,
Whale shark, Bull shark, Megamouth shark

Sharks may have up to 3000 teeth at one time

Sharks don’t have bones
They can only swim forward
They can be over a 100 years old
And they eat all the people


6. Disko

In super-disko I see you boy
I know that you could be my toy
But don’t lurk under my dress
Are you tryin’ to make my life a mess?

“Do the disko!” I try to shout
But everyone around is just being too loud
No-one does it like you, babe
I really need to see you shake!

In super-disko I see you boy
I know that you could me my toy


7. Shoot the Amber, Baby!

“Please peel me the grapes”,
Says the girl on your right
And you carve her shapes
Oh what a fright !!

I wanna love, love, love, love you
I wanna love, love, love, love you

But you don’t know me
You just like this song
And besides
– I’m not blond

I should take a left
Shush, went bit too far
Face you in this net
Like parking a freakin’ car


8. Alienlovesong

He brought her flowers
They took long showers
And talked for hours
It was kinda gross

I’m gonna get you back

When the aliens first came to earth, they were pretty friendly,
And then they learned to speak our languages and took away our garbages
But then they got all pissed off, ’cause we ran out of cheese-hamburgers
And then they went back to their home and brought a gun that blew us up

USA was his birthland
He brought home sand
He fucked her band
And his socks smell bad


9. Jack White

I had this dream last night
It was about Jack White
We were kings at the Mario-level
And we thought we looked pretty clever

Oh no! I cannot stop thinking about him
Jack White’s my new day dream pimp
When I hear his guitar slide
I know I no more need to fly


10. John the Seahorse

The citizens of Atlantic ocean reproduced too fast
And they needed more living space from East
The fish from Indian Ocean disagreed aggressively
And sent their troops to the West Border
John was the commander of the seahorse army that
The Atlanticans first sent to face the battle
He was fierce and fearless, he never left his men behind
Even at the Indian Shark Attack

Yeah it was rough rough rough
But he was tough tough tough
HHA tough

After the shark attack all soldiers were beaten bad
But John never thought of giving up
He gathered his troops and got on with his route
Which was leading them towards a massive fight
They got ambushed by an enormous Indian Division that
Also blocked John’s armys escapeway
Thousands were killed and the sea turned red as John
Heroicly tried to avoid the certain death

He died with his boots on!


11. That X-Box

Cluedo ain’t my game YEH
‘cos it’s scary
and I don’t like puzzles
‘cos the’re too heavy

Twister is allright YEH
but it can get too
boring if you have to
play it alone

I don’t know how to draw YEH
so pictionary
ain’t my cup of tee NO
and neither is scrabble

Monopoly is too hard YEH
I never win there
and chess I’ve got clue of
how to play it

I have an X-Box,
You’ve got Nintendo,
But that’s a bit different, YEH

Backgammon I can’t spell YEH
so I won’t play it
and oak it is too dull it’s got
only two colours

I dislike playing cards YEH
because the hearts always
slip away from my hands
it’s so depressing

Roulette is too tough YEH
and alias I like but
no-one ever get’s my

Sex is one I like YEH
but I don’t think it
qualifies as a game so
all I know is


12. Sex song

I daydream every time
That you’d be by my side
Someday I will find
The Boy right from behind

Touch me now inside
I’ll do to you something you’d like
And if you make me feel nice
I’ll let you taste from my pint

No more you will hide
You come to me by your bike
‘Couse you think my ass is so tight
Our game will last the whole night